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15.06.2025 01:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How can someone determine if their partner is in another romantic relationship, particularly if they do not live together?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

No, not a chance

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Why do liberals and Democrats think it’s “ironic” for Donald Trump to say “We have to get back to law and order”?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Rangers' Zibanejad pens heartfelt goodbye to Kreider after trade - NHL.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?