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15.06.2025 01:43

Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
No, not a chance
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Rangers' Zibanejad pens heartfelt goodbye to Kreider after trade - NHL.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!